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Funny Affirmations

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up

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funny affirmations

Suggestions

Why does my manner declare that I am winning the game of life?

My life overflows with happiness and love

Positive Affirmation

Why am I beautiful, inside and out?

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*POWERFUL*

I find all solutions within me

I create my own luck.

Positive Affirmation

Why am I fundamentally good?

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*POWERFUL*

I am sincerely grateful, and this attracts positivity into my life

What experiences do I want to have?

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*POWERFUL*